The Dungeon Adventures of Carl & Donut

You finished the latest book. Now what? The story is over. The audiobook is over. Your emotional stability is over.

You tried starting another series, but every protagonist seems suspiciously under-cat-shaped.

Reward: A new tee.

Inspired by a certain globe-trotting reporter and two of the most beloved survivors in the dungeon, this tee is the perfect example of the "Find Other Crawlers" skill to swap theories, favorite quotes, and floor predictions. Though we'd recommend keeping the unhinged thoughts about feet and "smush skills" to a minimum (unless the AI is listening).

Featuring original artwork of Carl and Donut reimagined in a vintage adventure-comic style, it's equal parts tribute, coping mechanism, and cry for help. Because sometimes the only way to survive a book hangover is to immediately start reimagining and rereading.

Passive Effects
+3 Nostalgia
+2 Emotional Damage
+5% Chance of Starting a Reread
Immunity to anyone who says, "Have you tried reading something else?"

Hey New Yorkers, just a heads up: the mockup image contains an AI-generated person.