You had a plan. A perfectly good plan. And then some idiotic, bumbling, feckless imbecile had to go and RUIN EVERYTHING. AGAIN. There will be no forgiveness. There will be no more warm hugs. There may, however, be some spitting.
Reward: This mug. Featuring everyone's favorite emotionally unstable, vengeance-fueled goat and his Book 7 rant in "all" (read: all but the spoiler-y bits) hand-written and slightly-unhinged-by-the-end glory, this ceramic mug is perfect for anyone who's ever been pushed one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown Prepotente meltdown.
It holds coffee. It holds sarsaparilla (if that's your vice). It holds whatever questionable potion you need to survive another day surrounded by absolute fools. And it's big enough to accommodate both your caffeine addiction and your increasingly unreasonable grudges.
Warning: This mug will not fix your ruined plans, restore your patience, or make Carl any less of an idiot.
Grants: +3 to Dramatic Outbursts +2 to Righteous Indignation +10 Ability to smell it bleeding in the lair tonight Revokes all warm hugs
Product features - Microwave-safe ceramic — heat drinks worry-free - Dishwasher-safe glossy finish for easy cleaning - Lead- and BPA-free white ceramic with comfortable C-shaped handle
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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Original After Word Design · Small Business · Made for Book People By Book People
