An original After Word design inspired by Dungeon Crawler Carl, this 15oz ceramic coffee mug is for crawlers who have survived another day, another meeting, and at least one deeply questionable life choice.
NEW ACHIEVEMENT - You Survived Another Day in the Dungeon Called Life
Everything is on fire. Emotionally. Financially. Spiritually. Yet Jeff still insists you make it to that Monday morning meeting that could've been an email.
Reward: This mug.
Forged for those who will not be broken, this ceramic mug (because you wanted an even BIGGER mug to carry that extra angst around) is your official system-issued coping mechanism. It holds coffee. It holds tea. It holds whatever questionable potion you’re relying on to make it through the day without flipping a table.
Warning: This mug will not fix your problems. Grants +2 to Cynicism and +1 to strength.
