Appalled Baseball Cap

Sometimes a story surprises you. Sometimes it shocks you. And sometimes it reaches a level of chaos so completely unacceptable that the only possible response is to declare yourself appalled. This embroidered cap is for readers who know that feeling — the dramatic pause, the raised eyebrow, the moment when a situation has clearly gone too far and must be judged accordingly. Certain readers may recognize this particular sentiment from a very opinionated princess and her feathered friend. Everyone else will simply assume you have excellent taste in hats.