{"product_id":"dungeon-crawler-carl-inspired-shelf-trophy","title":"Dungeon Crawler Carl Inspired Shelf Trophy","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"164\" data-start=\"116\" data-section-id=\"1uhzqtu\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"164\" data-start=\"120\"\u003eNEW ACHIEVEMENT: RETAIL THERAPY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"267\" data-start=\"166\"\u003eYou encountered an item you did not need.\u003cbr data-end=\"210\" data-start=\"207\"\u003eToo late, Donut's already pushed the button. You bought the thing. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"301\" data-start=\"269\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"280\" data-start=\"269\"\u003eReward?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"283\" data-start=\"280\"\u003eThis shelf trophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"391\" data-start=\"303\"\u003eDon’t know what it is?\u003cbr data-end=\"328\" data-start=\"325\"\u003eThat’s fine. You’ve made worse decisions with less information.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"773\" data-start=\"706\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"728\" data-start=\"706\"\u003eCHOOSE YOUR ACHIEVEMENT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"773\" data-start=\"706\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"728\" data-start=\"706\"\u003e🐾 GODDAMNIT DONUT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"731\" data-start=\"728\"\u003eYou expected competence from the universe. Bold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"890\" data-start=\"782\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"793\" data-start=\"782\"\u003eReward:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"796\" data-start=\"793\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e+5 to Royal Superiority\u003cbr data-end=\"521\" data-start=\"518\"\u003e+3 to Emotional Damage\u003cbr data-end=\"569\" data-start=\"566\"\u003e+2 to Weaponized Judgment\u003cbr data-end=\"597\" data-start=\"594\"\u003e+1 to Looking Absolutely Fabulous While Everything Falls Apart\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"895\" data-start=\"892\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1001\" data-start=\"897\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"921\" data-start=\"897\"\u003e🦖 MONGO IS APPALLED\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"924\" data-start=\"921\"\u003eYou have triggered a level of disappointment previously thought unattainable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1036\" data-start=\"1003\"\u003eCongratulations. That’s not easy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1127\" data-start=\"1038\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1049\" data-start=\"1038\"\u003eReward:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1052\" data-start=\"1049\"\u003e+4 to Judgment\u003cbr data-end=\"1069\" data-start=\"1066\"\u003e+2 to Side-Eye\u003cbr data-end=\"1086\" data-start=\"1083\"\u003e+1 to Making Situations Worse by Existing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1132\" data-start=\"1129\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1177\" data-start=\"1134\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1156\" data-start=\"1134\"\u003e🏆 NEW ACHIEVEMENT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1159\" data-start=\"1156\"\u003eYou did something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1239\" data-start=\"1179\"\u003eWe’re not saying it was good.\u003cbr data-end=\"1211\" data-start=\"1208\"\u003eWe’re not saying it was bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1272\" data-start=\"1241\"\u003eWe’re saying it was… something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1367\" data-start=\"1274\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1285\" data-start=\"1274\"\u003eReward:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1288\" data-start=\"1285\"\u003e+2 to False Confidence\u003cbr data-end=\"1313\" data-start=\"1310\"\u003e+3 to Questionable Decisions\u003cbr data-end=\"1344\" data-start=\"1341\"\u003e+1 to Continuing Anyway\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"After Word Shop, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Goddamnit Donut","offer_id":47596057198828,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mongo Is Appalled","offer_id":47596057231596,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"New Achievement","offer_id":47596057264364,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/3664\/4076\/files\/Donut_Lifestyle.jpg?v=1777913044","url":"https:\/\/afterwordshop.com\/products\/dungeon-crawler-carl-inspired-shelf-trophy","provider":"After Word","version":"1.0","type":"link"}